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Intruder Armed With Weasel Attacks Homeowner
Intruder Armed With Weasel Attacks Homeowner
Intruder Armed With Weasel Attacks Homeowner
Oh internet. Wilst thou deliver us some serious weirdness today? YEP! In the city of Hoquiam, WA, there was a criminal walking the streets. He was a supervillain of sorts. Like most supervillains he carried a weapon vastly different than a gun. No, it wasn't a giant freeze ray or a sword made of fire. Nope, this dude was carrying with him a dead weasel... well, a marten technically.
Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother’s Ass, Dies
Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother’s Ass, Dies
Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother’s Ass, Dies
Every day the staff of WGRD wakes up... does karate moves--then hits the internet to see what kind of weirdness she will bestow upon us. Well, this evening friends and comrades... we have a winner. The most WTF headline of the year has happened on this day and this may usher in an entire new era of consciousness. The headline read "Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother's Butt, Dies." That's ri
Creepy Guy Licks Woman’s Knee and Face Against Her Will, Gets Arrested
Creepy Guy Licks Woman’s Knee and Face Against Her Will, Gets Arrested
Creepy Guy Licks Woman’s Knee and Face Against Her Will, Gets Arrested
When it comes to dealing with the ladies there are clearly defined do's and do nots. First and foremost you always want to be a gentleman. How exactly you define the term gentleman is up to you. One thing that a gentleman would do is help a lady up after she fell and scraped her knee. And something a gentleman would NOT do is lick her wound and then lick her face several times against her will. We
Renaissance Nerd Punishes Teenage Daughter With Vicious Armored Sword Beatdown
Renaissance Nerd Punishes Teenage Daughter With Vicious Armored Sword Beatdown
Renaissance Nerd Punishes Teenage Daughter With Vicious Armored Sword Beatdown
The common understanding up until this point in time regarding fans of renaissance fairs was that they rarely got laid and therefore never created offspring. Well, it turns out that some of them do find places to deposit their seed. At least one did anyway. And when his daughter went out of town without his permission he decided that her punishment should be to sword fight her old man until one of
Man Steals Empty Adult DVD Cases In Robbery Attempt
Man Steals Empty Adult DVD Cases In Robbery Attempt
Man Steals Empty Adult DVD Cases In Robbery Attempt
The basket of a bike is useful for transporting almost anything; school books, extra terrestrials, the head of a sledge hammer tied to a rope or even empty porn DVD cases.  The Salina News Journal explains how 21-year-old Juan Aguirre almost pulled off the heist of the century. Kidding. He botched the robbery of a porn shop.
Toddler Fires Shotgun During Mother’s Drug Deal
Toddler Fires Shotgun During Mother’s Drug Deal
Toddler Fires Shotgun During Mother’s Drug Deal
Babies serve very few purposes. They crap in their pants and have no ability to clean themselves. They can't feed themselves. They have absolutely no disposable income to help with bills. What they can do though is provide backup during a parent's drug deal.
Brought Down by Their Ink–7 Dumb Criminals Whose Tattoos Brought Them to Justice
Brought Down by Their Ink–7 Dumb Criminals Whose Tattoos Brought Them to Justice
Brought Down by Their Ink–7 Dumb Criminals Whose Tattoos Brought Them to Justice
Tattoos are one of those things that might be totally okay for the day to day life of some folks, while other groups of people might want to steer clear from forever marking their skin with that 'I love mom' tattoo. Criminals are a group that seem to love to get all artsy with their flesh, but unfortunately sometimes it's the tattoos that get them caught. Here are 7 incredibly idiotic criminals who were brought to justice via their stupid tattoos.
Dumbass Gets Cops Called on Him For Public Zit-Popping at McDonald’s
Dumbass Gets Cops Called on Him For Public Zit-Popping at McDonald’s
Dumbass Gets Cops Called on Him For Public Zit-Popping at McDonald’s
Everybody has taken the time to pop a zit every now and then... we're betting that your exploding back-acne pus never came close to landing you in jail. That is exactly what happened with an imbecile named Lemire Kato. The guy was having one of those days. You know, those days when you just HAVE to pop your back zits in front of a McDonald's.