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A drunk guy was busted at San Francisco International Airport this week after he had a few drinks, then decided to pose as a TSA agent and start patting people down in private booths used by the TSA for screening.

There's not a whole lot to do during a rain delay at a baseball game, or any sporting event for that matter. You can walk around the concourse, trying to resist the urge to spend $48 on a hot dog and a beer. Perhaps buy a souvenir or two. Or, you could do what this guy did at Wrigley Field during a rain delay last weekend at a Chicago Cubs game. He went for a swim!

Yeah, you're not going to like this kid at all. We hate him and we'll just assume you will to.

A man in Murfreesboro, Tenn., has been arrested for his FOURTH DUI after he was "pulled over" for driving his lawn mower drunk.

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Did you know you can be arrested for drunk stroller pushing? Hell yes you can, cops will cuff your butt and toss you in the joint without thinking twice! It happened to a West Virginia guy recently.

We've all had those nights where alcohol gives the Earth that extra spinning effect. Well, this guy is havin' one of those experiences. Gravity is not his friend and his journey to wherever it is that he is headed is being seriously stifled by his drunk. Will the man be able to walk up the hill? We may never know, but we do know that inexplicably putting Evanescence in as his soundtrack is freakin

I was drinking at the Griffins game Saturday night, and of course the topic of Tea Bagging came up, and then I was told this story! Two brothers Brian and Steve, they both worked for the same insurance company. It was Brian, Steve, Marissa and Lori who were all at an insurance convention in Dallas Texas representing the same company...

If you're looking for some fun, try getting drunk and peeing on your neighbors head! A crazy drunk Florida trailer park guy drank 48 beers, then started pissing threw his neighbors windows!   If you really want to know how to party, listen to this!

XTREME!!! If you are into extreme sports, or like to see people be extremely dumb, you gotta check this out.  So, a drunk teenager decides to take a ride on the escalator and everything seems to be going alright at first.  But then, he starts to climb up on the rail and a few seconds later... the crap hits the fan.  BAM!

Hey Dahmer here again with more tips for you to use when heading out to the bar.