Steven Bohner
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ASU Student Dropped Off At ER With .471% BAC By Frat Brothers
When someone has friends like this, who the hell needs enemies? After a night of drinking with his fraternity brothers, Aidan Mohr was dropped off at an emergency room with a post-it note on his chest identifying him and stating that he drank too much. After consuming over 20 shots of tequila in a matter of few hours, Mohr passed out at his frat house and was dropped off by his frat brothers at the ER. His BAC was .471% when he arrived at the hospital.
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Let Me Show You How I Twerk It — LFL Player Twerks On Another Girl’s Head [FBHW]
It seems as if 'erryone' is twerking now. In case you don't know, twerking is defined by Urban Dictionary as "The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience." The Legends Football League had a run in with twerking the other day when a player celebrated a tackle by twerking all over the girls head. Good stuff.
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How To Properly Eat A Chicken Wing Because You’re Doing It Wrong
Eating a chicken wing seems simple enough, right? Grab the chicken wing, bite the chicken wing, tear the flesh and meat from the bone, chew it, swallow, repeat... Wrong! Sure, maybe that's how you eat a drumstick, but if you eat the wing like that... You, sir, are a savage! Or just hungry. Whatever's clever.
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Google Street View Gives Us The Best Candid Shots Ever
Google Street View is an amazing tool. You can use it to actually see what your destination is going to look like before you ever visit it. You can use it to view landmarks that you might not be able to travel to. Or you can use it to look for prostitutes hooking in bad neighborhoods... To each their own.
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Kings Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry For His Show Being Cancelled [FBHW]
The Kings were playing the Blues during game 6 of the NHL Playoff series when the reporter for the Kings decided to do an interview with Matthew Perry in between periods. This interview took a quick turn towards awkward land when the reporter congratulated Matthew Perry for his show, 'Go On,' being cancelled. We aren't quite sure if he knew he was being a jerk or if he was just oblivious to the fact that the show was cancelled. Watch the clip and let us know what you think.
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How A Woman Prepares For A Photo Or How A Man Prepares For A Photo — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Only a click will tell which one it is...
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Can You Name The Video Game Fonts?
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Producer Steve Finds A Mother’s Day Letter To His Mom From 1988 [FBHW]
Sunday was Mother's Day and with that comes all sorts of letters, calls, poems, gifts, and flowers for Mom. Producer Steve got a text on Mother's Day from his sister. She had found an old letter he had written to his mom in 1988. It looks like a 7-year-old Steve was quite a good son!
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Comet — The Oklahoman Wonder Dog
Comet is a 7-year-old golden retriever who stumbled into my girlfriend and I's lives. Yesterday my girlfriend, Brittainy, found Comet wondering around the parking lot of the Goodwill she works at. Dehydrated and tired, Comet sauntered into "The Will's" parking lot around noon. Brittainy brought the lonely dog some water, which he lapped up very quickly, and took him inside the store to get out of the heat. This is where the story starts to get a little odd...
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Goat Seized In Nigeria For Use Of Black Magic
According to a newspaper in Nigeria, a goat is being accused of armed robbery. The story begins with two men attempting to steal a Mazda 323 and ends with a goat being seized by vigilantes. Apparently one of the men stealing the Mazda attempted to flee the scene by using black magic to turn himself into a goat.
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Arnold Schwarzeneggar Getting Mounted By 3 Men Or Princess Toadstool Getting Mounted By 2 Plumbers — 50/50
It's time for 50/50! You have a 50% chance of seeing either of the things mentioned in the title. Only a click will tell which one it is...
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Best Of Recoil Magazine – May 9th
Each week at WGRD.com we feature the best of Recoil Magazine. Recoil is a free news satire/local entertainment magazine based in the West Michigan area and published on the 1st of every month.