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This is Why You Don’t Put Christmas Lights on a Palm Tree

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When you live in a tropical area, what’s wrong with having some good old-fashioned Christmas spirit?

A lot! That’s what!  Especially when you decide to deck out the ole palm tree in your front yard.

Do you really want to corrupt the whole neighborhood?  Women fainting as they pass by the erupting phallic object; children laughing and pointing; and men feeling inadequate and ashamed.

No one wants any of that. Be kind this holiday season and avoid lighting up your palm trees.

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