Yeah, you're not going to like this kid at all. We hate him and we'll just assume you will to.

This is Gerry Shalam, a 20-year-old New York University student.

Over the weekend, he got drunk at brunch with a couple of his friends at a restaurant in Manhattan, N.Y. He was causing a big scene, which caused someone to pull out their cell phone and start recording.

When Gerry realized he was being recorded, he decided to confront the guy and list all of his douchebag stats. According to Gerry, his dad is in real estate and "owns half of f***ing Manhattan." He then threatened to call the cops on the cameraman, saying that "you think a guy who does real estate doesn't own the cops?"

OK, Gerry, call the cops. We'll see who owns who when they show up!

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings