Nice job girls! Your still probably nailing the hot single neighbor guy when your husbands out of town on business, but a new study says you're not doing it as much! You girls not cheating on your men as often has made the world a better place!
Listen to this one, A girl took a deli slicer and cut off the face of another girl then she pulled out some spicy mustard and a hoagie roll and made a sandwich out of the chicks sliced off face and ate it!
Next time you go to Olive Garden for dinner, make sure to take your left over salad home with you in a to-go box, that way when you find yourself in the mood for some blow. You can just trade your left over salad for some cocaine!
Dogs rock and people suck! A chick dove head first into a giant pit of poop to save her dog! And although her lungs filled with feces and she died, she died a hero trying to save the life of mans best friend!
Hey It's Dahmer here with another story that will make you think twice before going to a marrige counselor.Listen to this. Marriage counselors are suppose to help married couples right? Not make the sex with the drunk stoned wife!
Hey it's Dahmer here with another one that just proves guys are stupid. Listen to this, A Missouri kid busted for being a serial masturbater and breaking into school and cranking his creepy self on kids gym clothes! Yuk!