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I Would Like To Trade This Salad For Some Cocaine Please – Dahmer’s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

By Dahmer May 23, 2011 4:47 PM
(Photo by Brendan Hoffman/Getty Images for Girl Behind the Camera)

Next time you go to Olive Garden for dinner, make sure to take your left over salad home with you in a to-go box, that way when you find yourself in the mood for some blow. You can just trade your left over salad for some cocaine!

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