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Hey Dahmer here with another great story. A guy was getting a mole removed from  his butt, and the methane from the fart he ripped sparked the electric mole cutting knife and his balls went up in flames!

Hey it's Dahmer here with another one that proves people are just stupid. If you're a little kid and your mom is a drunk, high stripper whore and your moms boyfriend is drunk felon who just lays around all day....odds are pretty good your in store

Dahmer here again with another great piece of information. Girls you don't have to snort lines of coke off the bartenders d#ck, and make sex in the Champagne room in order to have some fun swinging around a stripper pole!

Hey it's Dahmer here with another story that just proves no matter where you live people are crazy. A little old Chinese lady who lived in a Chinese ghetto built a cage around her house because she was scared of Chinese gang bangers.

Hey it's Dahmer here again with a story that just proves you can sue for anything. A NY prison inmate is suing the state after a giant prison rat took a bite out of his penis! WTF

Hey Dahmer here again with one you won't believe. This is the sickest one the world have ever heard! You have never heard anything this gross! A guy tried to beat a DUI by shoving his own feces down his throat!

Hey it's Dahmer here again with a story about one of the worse ways to die I can think of. A hillbilly guy took his old lady muddin, and ended up with his guts literally sprayed all over the forest!

Hey it's Dahmer here again with another story you need to hear. This is a horrible story about a guy who's vomit sent his girlfriend to her death!

Hey it's Dahmer here with another great piece of advice. Sometimes guys that rob 7-11's are just plain stupid!

Hey Dahmer here with a simple question for you guys. How would ya like to bite into a nice big slimy goat testicle?  Or maybe you could turn it into a game and see who can stick the most goat balls in their mouth at one time!

Hey it's Dahmer here with some great news for you guys. I've finally decided to do it!  Yep, I'm getting married!  To a hot, tight, juicy blond Russian chick!   And she might even have a sister for you!

Dahmer here again with more dating advice for all you guys. Hey guys, if your lonely and horny you might want to think about getting yourself and online girlfriend.  Just remember to send her ALL your money! Hahahahahaha!