Crime

Best. Weapon. Ever. Pretty good headline, too.

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out part three from Fox 17 about a skeezy gym continuing to send people to collections for bills that shouldn't exist. These guys are having serious problems.

Authorities were called to a trailer in Gaines Township on Tuesday, where a 4-year-old boy was reported as not breathing. Sadly, the boy died at the hospital, and the Medical Examiner has determined the cause of death as blunt force trauma.

After last week's news story about Summer Lodewyk’s car purchase problems, there's an update with some good news! On today's Segment 16, the guys get the update from WOOD-TV.

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about some moron Christian High School students who played a game called "Assassination", where they terrorized a poor mom in her car, waving a gun! WTF! A woman was trapped in her driveway by a vehicle blocking her car, while a man jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun, trying to open her car door...

WOOD-TV's Henry Erb was investigating a woman's complaint against a car dealer who kept her deposit and screwing her out of a car when he was kicked out of the dealership. The guys check out the story on today's Segment 16.

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a news story on WOODTV about a brutal assault in Kentwood, where a woman ran over another woman over the difference in price for alcohol. The difference? About a buck.

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about the state piping our Great Lakes water to states like Arizona. They want the water sold like oil. There's a reason why we have water, and Arizona doesn't. Deal with it.

Today on Segment 16, the guys have found some great seats for the Live at Night show, they show the face of a guy who failed his safe-cracking attempt and moved on to other booty, and then the Tim Tebow.

Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about a Michigan man who's been misidentified as a criminal. Keith Todd appeared on MSNBC as criminal Todd Keith.

Are you living in the safest city in Michigan?  There’ a good chance you do or at least know someone who does! The website homesnacks.net (I know, it’s hard to take this website serious because of their name, but I promise, you’ll like their results,) recently decided to try to find the safest cities to live in here in Michigan...

This is like the beginning of a really bad joke...some open carry morons walk into a police station, fully armed...wait, there's nothing cool or funny about this. These guys are dumb.