About five years ago, a crack appeared in the ground in Michigan. It's 360 feet long, a couple feet across, and about six feet deep, and trees have been tilted at dangerous angles. When it happened, there was also a tiny earthquake and a weird loud boom sound. Scientists have been baffled about this crack ever since.
Another fun story from the bar stool. I have a lot of fun when I’m out drinking and just shooting the crap with people, you should come join me sometime!
A guy told me about this chick, 38 year old Janice Hann who is a crack head that lives in southern California...
Ok girls if you’re super horny and you just can’t wait, and you pull into a parking lot and whip out your lap top and start pleasuring your girl self to a porno movie and then a cop rolls up next to you and catches you mid stride, he could very well just smile, and enjoy the moment and let you off with a warning, unless of course you have a crack pipe on the seat next to you...