WGRD 97.9 » Cops

From The Bar Stool: 15 Years in Prison for Masturbating Your Man Meat?

Dahmer — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:31:32 +0000

I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. I was killing beers with some dudes a few night ago, and of course we started to try to one [...]

Dodge Neon Douche Bag Gets $2,137 Speeding Ticket. Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:47:48 +0000

You know, if you drive 142 mph on the freeway, you’ll probably get where your going three times as fast than if you were driving 55mph, that is if you don’t kill anyone or get a massive speeding ticket like this guy did. Another one from the bar stool. (I’m super fun to drink with [...]

Why Cops Nicknamed Dildo Dale Dildo Dale! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:12:44 +0000

Last week I was drinking some beers with a cop buddy of mine who told me he got an email from a cop buddy of his who works in Atlanta, and about how he busted a guy named Dildo Dale! At least that’s what the cop that busted him called him. Probably not officially, but [...]

Don't Eat and Spit your Own Poop at Cops! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 22:19:02 +0000

Did you hear about the Durango Colorado poop eater? It turns out the guy is actually a friend of a buddy of mines! Gross! The guy that tried to beat a cop’s breathalyzer test by eating his own fecal matter!

This one is just so disgusting its hard to believe someone could actually do this, but back in Feb, a Durango Colorado guy named Paul, who went to college with a friend of mine, was pulled over for DUI and cops gave him a roadside test and he didn’t do so well

Guy Steals Cop Car Then Crashes It [Video]

Andy Green — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:21:17 +0000

There are certain things you definitely want to avoid when dealing with law enforcement. You don't want to get out of the car before they ask you to. You never want to try and fight them once their taser is drawn. And you should also never steal their car and then wreck it. Well, one stellar gentleman managed to do all of that in one foul swoop.

Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail

gary.chenoweth — Thu, 05 May 2011 12:32:18 +0000

The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat.

As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers.

Russian Chicks Kissing Cops WTF? [VIDEO]

gary.chenoweth — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:42:35 +0000

Ok I am not sure what the hell is going on here, but it is pretty damn funny. It appears some sort of a Russian bet. EnjoyKiss me Please

Extreme Caroling (Prank busted by cops!) [Video]

gary.chenoweth — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 14:59:14 +0000

When good carolers go bad.. funny, however I think I would have had to kick some ass.

Mouse Found In Nude Intruder's Rectum

Dahmer — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:03:41 +0000

And a guy in South Carolina was busted for breaking into a house last week, and when the cops were arresting him….they found a mouse lodged in his rectum! Would you call it a butt load of fun? And here is how this fun one reads! Authorities in Seneca, South Carolina made a bizarre discovery [...]