Choke

Woman Serves 15 Days For Choking Store Greeter
Greeter's in a large store are some of the nicest people, most of them are elderly and mean no harm to anyone. They are there just to welcome you to their fine establishment. So why the hell would you attack a Store Greeter!?!?
Why That Giant Cucumber You Girls Love So Much Could Kill You!
Girls…the American Medical Association wants to put ‘choking hazard” warning labels on some of the things you like to stick in your mouths the most……..and they’ve put together a list of things, that girls like to stick in their mouths and routinely choke on…..so girls if you would…..close your eyes……