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Why That Giant Cucumber You Girls Love So Much Could Kill You!

Girls…the American Medical Association wants to put ‘choking hazard” warning labels on some of the things you like to stick in your mouths the most……..and they’ve put together a list of things, that girls like to stick in their mouths and routinely choke on…..so girls if you would…..close your eyes….and think of something you like to stick your mouth……ok, got it?   Read the list here, and see if what you’re thinking about…is on that list…..

Ok…girls….the AMA, or American Medical Association says there were over 500 deaths last year caused by women choking on things…..so now they want to put “choking hazard’ warning labels on some of the more common things you girls seem to choke on…….the top 5 most common items women choke on…according to this article…..are

1- hotdogs
2- marsh mellows
3- peanuts
4- cucumbers
5- Giant Salamis

Ok….Cucumbers and Giant salamis weren’t on the list…..in my head I was just picturing a chick gagging on big cucumber and thought it was kinda funny so I added that one to the list…..hotdogs, marsh mellows and peanuts girls…those are the things you choke on most….so make sure you pay a little more attention next time your eating that stuff……cuz we don’t want ya to die….we want you to stay alive….so you can choke on other stuff….our stuff!

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