Guys....what if you came home from the bar one night, walked into your house and found a strange naked dude passed out on your couch?  You'd call the cops right?  Sure ya would.   What about you girls?   Would you call the cops on the naked stranger guy passed out on your couch?  OR would ya jump on him and ride em cowgirl!   Hahah.....funny story in the news out of Southern California ……

A couple weeks ago a 32 year old Southern California chick and her girlfriend get home from the bar around 2:30am in the morning....they walk into the chicks house....only to find a strange naked dude passed out on the couch.   Neither chick knew the guy or had ever seen him before....so of course being chicks they were pretty freaked out and scared so they called the cops......cops said, "no worries....just go outside and wait in the front yard and we'll get a unit over there ASAP“.....so the chicks did just that....but then when they were waiting outside...they decided to go back inside real quick and grab some wine....and when they did....(they were both drunk already)....and the guy seemed pretty passed out....so they...as they told the cops....quote "decided to poke his wiener"  Hahah....so the first chick took a golf club and poked it.....and then the second chick got a little more adventurous and poked it with her thumb......and then the two chicks, who were getting even drunker on the wine they were drinking....started daring each other to ride it!   Hahaha.......but....before anything like that could go down cops got there....it took em about 5 minutes to wake the guy up......and when they did, the guy thought he was at his own house....and explained that he got really drunk and thought he was home and apologized to the girls.....who giggled and told him he could bring his big man whopper back anytime he liked!. Cops said the girls didn't want to press trespassing charges....and the guy didn't want to press wiener poking charges.....so it all worked well for everyone......haha.....you girls are dirty wiener pokers arn't ya!    Hahah...