Guys, Make Your Lady Happy With The Dildo Hoverboard for Christmas

She's never into any of the toys you like. She doesn't care about your latest XBOX purchase, doesn't have any interest in your RC cars, and doesn't even let you ride your hoverboard in the house, "Because it might catch fire"! Lame...like that's even a thing. But now, we have cool toy she will love!

Not only will it help her get around town quickly and efficiently, she will also be able to take care of that hard-to-please vagina in her life. Maybe it'll help keep your tongue from going numb!

It's the Dildo Hoverboard! She can hop on and ride to her vagina's...I mean, her heart's content! AND she'll be able to do it while on her way to work, or that 31 party you don't want to go to...whatever the hell 31 is.

Either way, you'll now have so much extra time for XBOX, you won't believe your luck! Talk about freeing up time for both you AND her! Best Christmas gift EVER!