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Ha!!! A sex toy store was getting robbed when the two women who worked at the sex store fought back using a dildo....yes, a dildo.

She's never into any of the toys you like. She doesn't care about your latest XBOX purchase, doesn't have any interest in your RC cars, and doesn't even let you ride your hoverboard in the house, "Because it might catch fire"! Lame...like that's even a thing. But now, we have cool toy she will love!

The nice lady in this video poses the age-old question, "What if I want to eat a burger, drink a beer, and use my dildo all at the same time?" Up until now, you were screwed...or, erm, NOT screwed, I guess. But now, there's the "Dildo Drone"!

Last week I was drinking some beers with a cop buddy of mine who told me he got an email from a cop buddy of his who works in Atlanta, and about how he busted a guy named Dildo Dale! At least that’s what the cop that busted him called him...

Somebody at a Russian press conference gets a little "cocky" with a flying dildo.  It comes out of nowhere and then hovers much to amusement of those in attendance.