From The Bar Stool: Are You A Douche Licker?
I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. This is the story of a guy named Dale who cops are now calling douche licker Dale! Because well yea, this guy is such a douche licker!
I was killing beers with a dude who’s brother is a cop in Atlanta and he told me about this guy. A guy named Dale broke into an Atlanta Middle School at 3am in the morning, I guess he was planning on ripping off some electronics or something. Well, he accidentally set off the silent alarm so a couple minutes later cops show up and this guy Dale decides what he’s going to do to get away is spray the cops with a fire extinguisher, blind them with the spray, and then run away.
So as cops are entering the school, Dale jumps out, and hoses them down with the fire extinguisher, it creates quite a mess you know it’s a bunch of foamy type stuff that comes out of those things and .kind of creates a big foam cloud and makes it hard to see. Well after Dale blasted the cops with it, he turns to run, but since it was difficult to see where he was going Dale accidentally ran right into a brick wall and knocked him self completely unconscious! Hahaha!
And when he finally consciousness a few minutes later, he was in handcuffs, and the arresting officers affectionately nicknamed him, Douche Licker Dale because the guy was such a stupid douche!