I have been havin' fun lately ruining the long arduous days of my hardworking boss JT. Usually, I do this by saying something I shouldn't on the air or by saying something I shouldn't on the air. But, lately my passion in the effing with JT department has been dodgeballs. Not even JT's sensible lunch is safe!
Did you ever do anything stupid as a kid? Hell yes you did! You were a little snot nose booger shooting jack ass when you were a kid! So was I. We all were! Did an adult over shoot you in the stomach with a freaking cross bow when you were doing something stupid as a kid? Yea, probably not….But that is exactly what happened to a little kid in San Diego earlier this week, and I’ll tell you exactly how it happened after the jump.
Any of you guys ever feel like drilling your boss in the face with a dodgeball? Well, that's exactly what I did! JT WAS NOT happy when I unsuspectingly drilled him with a dodgeball in the office today! This one had to hurt!
Meet the world famous 'Kooter' Dog! An awesome dog, whose only mission in life is to jam his big doggy snout into as many hot chicks' kooters as possible! This might be the coolest video you have EVER SEEN!
Looks like in Indonesia, if you fall behind on your mortgage they don’t forclose on your house, they beat you to death instead! Holy balls nuts crazy is this one man. Here is what we know so far. A 50 year old Indonesian guy name Irzen Octa was behind on his mortage, so he set up a meeting with some Mortgage officials at Citibank. They're the ones that were holding the mortgage on his house.
In Hollywood, the movie community will make movies that carry the disclaimer 'based on a true story." We figured we could do it too! The following post is based on real weird news as interpreted by the twisted brain of Dahmer.
Genital severing via pirate sword, that’s what this one is all about! Usually, when you hear a story like this in the news--its about a chick who cut off a guy's penis and not a chick who cut off a pair of balls with a pirate sword! Down in Ft Pierce, Florida last week, a 38 year old chick named Katy Smithson got into an argument with her husband, a 44 year old guy named Ralph.
Some girls love bull sperm, right? Probably not, but one 48-year-old chick from Ohio loved it so much that she stole $110,000 worth of it. Did she take a bath in bull sperm? She might have! Did she mix up a delicious bull sperm smoothy? She might have! What we do know, is that this chick stole $110,000 worth of bull sperm!
How nice would it be sit down for dinner at a restaurant, and not have some little snot nose booger shooter kid screaming and crying at the table next to you because his mom won't let him have some chocolate milk? Damn nice I say! And this is how a Pennsylvania restaurant owner delt with it...
As I've said before chicks are crazy, BUT THIS CHICK IS BALLS NUTS! A 24 year-old chick from Memphis was bitching at her boyfriend to come to dinner and eat the spaghetti dinner she made. He kept telling her "in a minute, in a minute", and continued to play his video game. What she did next qualifies her as balls nuts!
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