Andy Green
Various Birds Terrorize Producer Joe [Video]
As we covered earlier, Free Beer and Hot Wings summoned the might and majesty of an actual live emu to come forth and scare the ever-livin' crap out of Producer Joe. The beast entered the WGRD studios and taught us many things. The first being that it could literally kick someone's face right off of a skull...
A Morning With an Emu at The Office (Pictures)
This particular piece of web insanity is a chronicling by the editor of the WGRD website, me--Andy Green.
Most of the days I have ever worked in my life have been utterly and completely devoid of emus. Sure, I had seen them and other giant Satan-birds in settings like the zoo or in my night terrors. But I never expected to come face to beak with one before even having a chance to pound some coffe
Toddler Fires Shotgun During Mother’s Drug Deal
Babies serve very few purposes. They crap in their pants and have no ability to clean themselves. They can't feed themselves. They have absolutely no disposable income to help with bills. What they can do though is provide backup during a parent's drug deal.
Dumbass Lights Own Shirt on Fire… Hilarity Ensues [Video]
We live in a truly spectacular time. The time of Youtube, when anyone can be a star. You can do your own vlog. You can sing a song and catch the world's attention. OR you can be like this guy and light your own shirt on fire. We recommend that you DON'T try this ever. Seriously!
Gingers Get Rejected at the Sperm Banks
Sperm banks have become big business. Who would've thought that thousands of guys actually wanted to get paid to masturbate? It's a total win win situation. It's such an epic win that nowadays sperm banks can be more choosy when it comes to semen...
Free Beer and Eric Zane Walk Fancy [Video]
Free Beer and Eric Zane were rockin' out some fancy shirts, these shirts overtook them and they began to walk in a way that can only be described as fancy. Look out world! Check out this and more at the FBHW website!
Kickboxing With Tasers, A Real Man’s Sport [Video]
ShockFights are just like any other MMA fight. There's punching, there's kicking. It takes a ton of training to get to the top. There is one difference though. That being that ShockFighters punch with tasers in their gloves. Let's hope hitting below the belt is still frowned upon...
Man Defecates on Dead Hedgehog in The Street, Gets Almost $300 in Fines
Our world is a weird one. There are stories of people doing the most bizarre and insane things you could ever imagine. Some of these stories have weird happy endings and some of them don't. We aren't sure how to feel about this one.
Reality TV Speech Inspires, Then Terrifies [Video]
Reality TV has given us many wonderful things. It's given us the majesty of 'The Osbournes.' It has introduced us to the glorious beauty of Snookie. And now we have it to thank for this emotionally moving speech.
This guy lost on this particular reality contest show... and wanted to leave viewers and the other contestants speechless.
Flying Robo Hacker Threatens Wireless Networks
So, sometimes smart people can be reall a-holes. They are always using their giant brains to build things that cause major headaches for some of their victims. Some super-nerd built a flying hacking robot that can actually take out wireless networks...
FBHW Demonstrate The Fine Art of Making a Commercial [Video]
The Free Beer and Hot Wings morning show was given a mission to make a TV spot for their affiliates. This video shows the skill, precision and excellence which goes into such a task.
Scientist Claims to Have Found Alien Chip in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Sure, WGRD has never claimed to have any expertise on the paranormal. We're pretty sure Dahmer is some kind of alien warrior sent from the past... but today we are gonna dive into the topic. Why, you ask? Well, when you read a headline that says 'Scientists Find Alien Chip in Napoleon's Head' you tend to take notice.