Gingers Get Rejected at the Sperm Banks
Sperm banks have become big business. Who would’ve thought that thousands of guys actually wanted to get paid to masturbate? It’s a total win win situation. It’s such an epic win that nowadays sperm banks can be more choosy when it comes to semen.
The world’s largest collector of baby-batter is a company called Cryos. They have been shippin’ out more tubes of frozen sin-sauce than anyone else. Business is booming… and probably also sticky. We’re sure that most of you have stopped reading this article right now to get in touch with Cryos to make a monetary gain from your constant jerking… but if you’re a ginger… nobody wants your seed!
Cryos has stopped accepting donations from red-heads. No, not because of the soulless nature of the gingers and therefore soulless nature of their offspring. It turns out, nobody wants a ginger baby. Cryos’s Director–Ole Schou had this to say about the red and freckled’s man chowder –
“I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner – for example, the sterile male – has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case.”
There is one sole place on earth where people actually want their offspring to have a ginger-spice. That place is Ireland. This is probably due to the high alcoholism rate in Ireland, you know–since nothing scares drunk people… ESPECIALLY children with no souls.
Via: [The Telegraph]