Today on Segment 16, the guys whine about the weather. They complain all winter about the cold, and can't wait for summer. Now that summer's here, they want fall. And are looking forward to winter. Jeez. Then, they check out a story about an Ann Arbor man arrested for chasing seagulls...naked.
Conservation Officer Mark Siemen (don't make the joke...okay, you've already thought it...go ahead then) was parked in his patrol truck in Sanilac County, when a vehicle nearly hit him. The other driver proudly held up a beer can in salute and sped away. Big cojones.
Being arrested once for attempting to break into a house naked, maybe there could be some sort of misunderstanding? But three times? Well, something is definitely not right.
The Detroit News reports that former Lions cornerback Stanley Wilson II has been arrested naked for the third time.
How drunk do you have to be to remove all your clothes and walk around a gas station in just your underwear?
For a Mt. Pleasant man, the answer is a blood alcohol level of .25, apparently.
Petoskey must be a different kind of place. A man was arrested there for stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen because he and his wife were denied re-entry into the casino. What's a little pee between strangers, right?
A nice lady who loves nachos was arrested in a small town near Youngstown, OH, on suspicion of prostitution. Funnily enough, she was arrested in Beaver Township, which makes this story just that much better.
She arranged her "date" on Backpage.com, and made damn sure the John booking the "date" knew that she wanted nachos. Make SURE you bring $50, and nachos. The nachos are non
A drug raid in Barry county found a large pot growing operation, and police have arrested a man who was growing there. The Southwest Enforcement Team confiscated over 44 plants, 23 pounds of processed marijuana, and 5 ounces of Butane Hash Oil.
Bay City, MI resident Jeffrey M. Gwizdala pled no contest to the charges against him, for drunkenly attacking his son with a sword, and using a dog as a shield when the police came for him. At least he picked some unique weapons with which to commit his crimes, right?
In April, we shared a story with you about two women who were arrested for creating a fake Ashley Madison account to send randos to harass another women. Because they're bitches, and like to do mean s*** like that. Now, another woman has been arrested and is being charged for harassing her ex with a Craigslist ad.