Today on Segment 16, the guys whine about the weather. They complain all winter about the cold, and can't wait for summer. Now that summer's here, they want fall. And are looking forward to winter. Jeez. Then, they check out a story about an Ann Arbor man arrested for chasing seagulls...naked.

It was apparent to the officers that the man was probably on something, which is a good guess, considering he was naked and chasing seagulls. Then he tried to dive into the parking lot, as if he was Rodney Dangerfield in that movie no one remembers. The one with him going to college and helping out the diving team.

That was probably the big tipoff that he was on LSD. The parking lot diving.


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