Ricky Gervais is becoming very self-conscious of his figure. Recently on the Tonight Show, Gervais went on a rant about becoming more and more chubby.

"I know you're not going to see me on one of those documentaries yet, but it's a slippery slope," he said.

Gervais said he's owning up to it, saying he knows he's been eating too much. He also said he doesn't understand just how people can say becoming about 700 pounds "just happened" like those people on those TLC documentaries.

Basically, this rant had not only Fallon but all of us keeling over in laughter.

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