Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
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Ryan Reynolds is my hero. I love everything this man does. He strikes again with the perfect troll.
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This man is a legend!!! Best touchdown celebration of all time! Cheers Bud!
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9 months after the BIG NFL game, babies are being born. Who would have guess that day would be a day guys got 'lucky'?
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OUCH!! Another dumb internet challenge is taking over the web, this time it involves lots of pain!
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What the what!!?? Imagine your dream of a threesome coming true and then the unexpected happens!! Oh My!
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Should selling your dirty panties to men on the internet disqualify you for working for the government? Would you vote for this woman?
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Who knew Otters are this dang adorable!? And this sound! Love this!
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This is a crazy tackle!! How is this legal?
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Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters invited a 10-year-old kid on stage to rock out with them in front of a huge crowd! I love when musicians do this!
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Drew Brees has accomplished a major accomplishment! This man is a class act. Good for him.
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He was so close to a HUGE touchdown but then he...failed.
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The sound of this shovel hitting the ground has been made into a Nirvana song and it's amazing! I love this!