There's an entire community of women here in the US that have supposedly "shared experience" with getting nailed by aliens to create a "hybrid human-alien race". They call themselves the Hybrid Baby Community, and they claim that these aliens are constantly coming down here to bang and impregnate these women, and taking the babies up to the spaceships to raise.

Wait...let's get this straight. These women are claiming MALE aliens are coming down, getting them pregnant, and then TAKING THE BABIES TO RAISE WITHOUT THE MOMS?

Does that sound like something that happens a lot? How many single moms out there would KILL to have their baby-daddies involved in their kids' lives? And these women are claiming that these alien dudes are taking complete responsibility for the lil tykes?

All that aside, if this is true, I have one only question:

WHERE THE F*** ARE ALL THE FEMALE ALIENS THAT JUST WANT TO COME DOWN HERE AND BANG US HUMAN DUDES?

Seriously! Why is it only the male aliens that are coming down here for booty calls? Women don't usually have as much difficulty getting laid as guys do, so why aren't there more alien chicks hopping down here to hop onto all of the horny guys? Do they (or you) really think we wouldn't be down for that?

If you're out there, alien babes, WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU COME DOWN AND BANG US!

Can't you just imagine the next guy night?

"What did you do this week, Johnnie?" (Name selected TOTALLY randomly)

"Not much, banged a couple alien girls. You?"

"Me, too! Maybe we're Eskimo Brothers!"

"Yes! Cheers!"

And lots of drinking ensues.