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Amy Muise, sex and romance "scientist" (how do I get THAT job?) at the University of Toronto Missisauga has conducted a study over 23 YEARS with her team, to determine how happy people are, and how they can be happy. Mostly with sex, sometimes with money. What did she discover? If you have more sex, you're generally happier. SURPRISE!

There's an all-female flight crew beginning an experiment on the psychological, social, and physical effects of long-term spaceflight. That kicks a lot of ass! The six Russian astronauts will conducts experiments, and live as if they're in space on a long flight. Watched by cameras the whole time, of course, for sciency reasons. But the dumbness comes in at the press conference.

Not too long ago, a story came out about a girl in Buffalo giving a handjob to a rando at a Bills' game. This was exciting news, and probably made ticket sales for Bills games go through the roof, as a bunch of lonely dudes went looking for her. Now, a couple people are trying to out-mile-high-club the original!

A couple years ago, this crazy dude named Brian Sloan hit Indiegogo to crowd-fund his idea for a new masturbation machine he appropriately called the "AutoBlow2". I'm not sure what happened to the "AutoBlow1", but the second one is the one that got all the attention. He was looking to raise $45,000 and got almost $80,000!

I'm not a huge rollercoaster person. I don't mind them, but I really don't have a burning desire to ride them, either. The hot girl in this video REALLY loved rollercoasters, but probably isn't such a huge fan of them now, after this ride with her boyfriend.

Poor Ted Loete, he claims he hasn't been getting any recently, so he's decided to turn to random strangers for some action. No, he's not soliciting for people to come bang him. That would be just a dating site. He's decided to be completely open, and start a GoFundMe campaign, to get people to help him raise $200 for a hooker!

In both gross-for-the-rest-of-us and bad-for-your-boyfriend news, Buffalo has presented us with this gem on Craigslist missed connections:

Okay, not JUST to be more healthy. It's also pretty fun. But what about the blind thing, or the hairy palms? I have a tincture I can sell you for that. Seriously, there are apparently a LOT of health benefits to solo flights. It's actually a workout for some muscles down there, it keeps poisons out of your junk, helping keep you from getting cancer...it's even better for your swimmers!

A while back (1894 - okay, quite a while back), archeologists found this cool wooden column in a peat bog in the Ural mountains, and they saw immediately that it was old. I mean, really old. They eventually stopped standing around saying, "That looks really old", and did some science on it to determine it was 9,500 years old. New sciencey stuff actually shows that it's much older. It's r

43-year-old Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland has had an 8-inch bionic penis installed, to replace the one he lost in a horrible accident when he was 6-years-old. He was hit by a car and dragged for 600 feet. Um...I don't want to do that. At all. That's the most horrible thing.

Soon, the days of us begging on our knees for a little sex from our significant others might be over! Doctors have given us a millions different pills for our 'little monster', but that just meant we've been wandering around with unkillable erections, hoping to get laid. And probably failing more often than succeeding. But now, women might have a pill to help boost their sex drive, and maybe then

This video is hysterical! With all the commotion about the Supreme Court's ruling on gay marriage last week, there's this great, timely video with the BEST reason why you shouldn't fight the issue. Gay men will marry your girlfriend, and you know they'd totally be a better husband than you! Or me.