Scottish Man Gets an 8-inch Bionic Penis – How Do I Sign Up For One? NSFW
43-year-old Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland has had an 8-inch bionic penis installed, to replace the one he lost in a horrible accident when he was 6-years-old. He was hit by a car and dragged for 600 feet.
Um...I don't want to do that. At all. That's the most horrible thing.
Luckily, he still has one testicle, so his new bionic penis will let him have kids!
The giant penis turns on and off with a button, and only takes a few seconds to be ready for action. It's filled with fluid kept in a bag in his belly, and there's a button on his testicles.
“When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button. When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practising.”
Mohammed Abad via TheSun.co.uk
I'll be he's been 'practising'! Hahahaha
Doctors have been working with skin grafts to rebuild his member, and then installed the hydraulic penis inside that, and installed his Easy Button.
Ladies, it doesn't take much to get us going already, but now you'll have a cool on/off button for sex with this dude! Just don't play with the button, it's not funny. On off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off STOP IT!