A nice lady who loves nachos was arrested in a small town near Youngstown, OH, on suspicion of prostitution. Funnily enough, she was arrested in Beaver Township, which makes this story just that much better.
She arranged her "date" on Backpage.com, and made damn sure the John booking the "date" knew that she wanted nachos. Make SURE you bring $50, and nachos. The nachos are non-negotiable.