Yes, you read the title of this blog right.
A game that you need to play before you get buried into the ground is a simple game of Golf.
I know, it sounds boring but this game is actually a lot of fun to play when you have nothing else to play.
Remember a few weeks ago when Tom Lewis accidentally broke his golf club, nearly castrating himself in the process?
Of course not because a golfer throwing a tantrum is about as rare as the sun rising.
Here's another example of how golf turns grown men into fussy little toddlers.
It's pretty fun when real-life imitates art.
In this case, a real round of pro golf imitated something reminiscent of the movie "Happy Gilmore."
Recently, legendary NBA Hall of Famer Michael Jordan sat down with the Back 9 Network to talk golf.
When asked by host Ahmad Rashad about who would be included in his ideal foursome, Jordan didn't really hesitate when he said: "I never played with (President Barack) Obama, but I would."
But then, well.
After a successful inaugural tournament that generated $600,000 for Midwest food pantries, the Meijer LPGA Classic presented by Kraft will return to Grand Rapids in 2015 for another week of community events and the best women golfers in the world.
The tournament is slated July 20-26, 2015, at Blythefield Country Club in Belmont, and will again benefit the Walker-based retailer Meijer's Simply Give
Golf is truly a losing battle for most. It's maddening.
Trying to hit that tiny ball into a tiny hole hundreds of yards away is a way to drive a sane person completely mad.
And it seems to have done just that to this guy.