It's nice to see that, every now and then, professional athletes can really suck just like the rest of us.

During the first round of The Masters on Thursday, Tiger Woods was having a little trouble off the tee, putting the ball everywhere but the fairway at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.

He took out his frustration on himself, referring to himself as a "dumbass" and dropping his club during his back swing.

Keep in mind, his bad shots are all relative.

If any one of us had hit the same drive, we would be wooping it up and riding our golf clubs like Happy Gilmore.

So, relax, Tiger. You're doing just fine.

Woods shot a one-over-par 73 on Thursday, putting him nine shots behind the leader, Jordan Spieth.