Okay, maybe this isn't the safest thing you'll see all day, but you have to admit that he can get a LOT of corn in his mouth in a very short amount of time. Take a corn cob, attach it to your power drill, and pull the trigger!

Couple of questions, though:

What direction do you have to have the drill turn, so it doesn't just rip all your teeth out?

Who's going to clean up that big freaking mess you just made?

Why the f*** would you want that much corn in your mouth all at the same time?

What kind of drill works best for this?

Nevermind, I think I'll just eat my corn the slow, boring way.

Oh, and I probably shouldn't have to say this, but don't try this at home, kids.

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