I love to open my Facebook feed. It's become an addiction for so many of us. But I don't open it to see what cool things my friends are doing, or how cute their babies are to them. Sorry, guys.
I open it to see what stupid s*** they will share with the world today that makes me laugh, and feel slightly better about myself for not sharing. Don't get me wrong, I've shared some dumb s*** before, and I feel like an absolute fool for it.