A lot of these "hottest --insert celebrity name here-- GIFs" have been blowing up the internet. Recently there was a Sexiest Scarlett Johannson Naked GIFs post that got everyone all hot and bothered. I was not aware how hot and how bothered, until I started to read the comments on WGRD's facebook page. Wow. Just wow. Turns out, a lot of folks would eat Scarlett Johansson's farts.

And that's not even as crazy as it gets! I know people will say just about anything on the internet. But what if we all just walked around talking like this? So. I decided to get some unsuspecting people to read these comments out loud (including the guys from the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show). The results are posted below for your enjoyment.