I was talking with this bartender chick last night (no I was not at a bar drinking on Sunday! Ok I was.) She told me it started as a good night with some buddies drinking beer around a campfire, and ended with a 32 year old Kentucky guy facing 5 years in prison
I was drinking at the Griffins game Saturday night, and of course the topic of Tea Bagging came up, and then I was told this story! Two brothers Brian and Steve, they both worked for the same insurance company
Did you guys hear about the creepy Phoenix Arizona middle school teacher that got arrested for trying to solicit dog sex on Craigslist? Not like doggy style sex, more like actual creepy sex with a dog! This one is horrible!!
A buddy of mines kid actually goes to this school, that’s how I found out about it
Girls, if your boyfriend does your laundry for you, it is ok to reward him with some type of favor, ya know, just to say thank you. What is not ok to do, is to perform that favor in the car in front of a public pool, where there are a bunch of kids hanging out!
Dahmer is no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and he hears a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
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It’s no fun when a big rat takes a bite out of your penis! I was drinking with this chick a few nights ago and we were sharing crazy news stories we both had recently heard, and she told me about this guy
Did you hear about the Durango Colorado poop eater? It turns out the guy is actually a friend of a buddy of mines! Gross! The guy that tried to beat a cop’s breathalyzer test by eating his own fecal matter!
This one is just so disgusting its hard to believe someone could actually do this, but back in Feb, a Durango Colorado guy named Paul, who went to college with a friend of mine, was pulled over for DUI and cops gave him a roadside test and he didn’t do so well
A guy I was drinking with at the bar last weekend told me this story, he called it, the tale of the Connecticut fart stabber. Tells me a 21 year old guy named Mark was at a party and wasted off his ass, and apparently he couldn't stop ripping the biggest nastiest farts the world has ever seen, heard and smelled
You cannot lop off a guy’s penis without his permission! Chick I was drinking with told me about something nasty that happened to her brother. And if any of you guys are planning on having the foreskin cut off your penis anytime soon, a circumcision they call it, be careful something like this doesn't happen to you! (if you enjoy having your penis that is
People tell me some pretty interesting things when I’m out drinking at bars. Last week a chick I was drinking with told me about this story. Ready to be sicked out? You guys are familiar with the parking lot booth attendant’s booths right? We have them downtown
Stay classy, Walmart shoppers!
Police in Bradenton, Florida arrested a woman last Wednesday after she went loco when a store official stopped her while she tried to leave with a cart of goods she hadn't purchased.
When initially confronted, 22-year-old Myra Mays tried to hit an employee with a bar stool she had stuffed into her cart. She then knocked over a display of gas grills, which caused over $1,000 in damage.
Any of you guys ever been arrested? Any of you guys got any friends that have been arrested? Oh I bet ya have......any of you guys or any of your friends ever been arrested for having an orgy with three horses? Yea, probably not.....but, as crazy as it sounds......a 37 year old Georgia guy was arrested for having an orgy with three horses.....
