From The Bar Stool: The Rules Of Ass Humping Other Guys In Bars. Not So Cool!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I have to warn you this ones a little disturbing I’m going to tell you about how not cool it is to dry hump another guy in a bar! Dry humping could also be called air humping, and that’s what happened in this case. Dry humping or air humping by the way, is, well lets just say someone was bent over a pool table taking a shot, and you stood directly behind them thrusting your hips, simulating pounding them in the ass can, well that is exactly what I saw in a bar a few weeks ago! But it was a dude on dude dry hump session, and it was gross as balls!

It would probably be funny if a chick was bent over the pool table and a drunk guy was standing behind her thrusting and pumping and laughing and giggling. The only problem with what I saw is, it wasn't a chick bent over the pool table, it was a dude! Guys if your going to air hump someone in a bar you need to make sure its a chick your dry humping, and not another dude.

I mean, gay guys might like to air hump other gay guys in a bars, but this guy wasn't a gay guy he was just really drunk and thought air humping his buddy was really funny! But it wasn't funny, it just made him look like a complete idiot! So apparently there ARE guys out there who don't know that air/dry humping their straight buddy’s butts in a bar is wrong! Well now you do.

Now if you’re a gay guy and you’re gay dry humping another gay that in a gar bar, well good for you I have no problems with that, knock your gay dry humping self out, to each their own, I’m not judging. I just thought it was pretty creepy and weird to see two straight guys dry humping each other on a pool table.