Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a hilarious story about a Montcalm County Commissioner getting arrested for DUI. That isn't the funny part...it's what his excuse for speeding was...

Jeremy Miller REALLY needed some chicken nuggets...or else the nuggets he'd just eaten were trying to come back out quickly...the story isn't clear on this part...was speeding through Greenville.

Police report obtained by FOX 17.

So...okay...what else needs to be said? Those chicken nuggets can make you do some crazy things! It's the new gateway food. Kids are getting all hopped up on those chicken nuggets...next thing you know, they'll be freebasing burritos on the street corners.

Once again, our politicians in action. Aren't you proud?