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Joe's separated parents came to visit him this weekend, and despite their marital separation, there's a high probability they banged in his home over the weekend. In today's Segment 16, Joe goes over their situation, and explains Free Beer's amazement over it.

Although it doesn't look a day over 170, our grand old state has been in the union for 180 years. Since 1837 we've been serving up unsalted beaches and rolling green hills. So Reddit asked its readers what they love best about our state. Their answers were both heartwarming and funny.

Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about a photo posted today of a man standing on amazingly clear ice covering a lake. It almost seems like a fake photo, that ice is so clear. But there's science behind it. See the photo below, it's crazy!

It's time to submit your crazy Whitecaps stadium food recipes! Every year, the Whitecaps give you the chance to get your specially designed food onto the Whitecaps' menu for the baseball games! What's going to be your concoction?

There's no doubt there are some words associated with our state that are tough to pronounce, like 'Hamtramck' and 'Sault Sainte Marie', but do we really need know how to pronounce 'Big Rapids'? The State of Michigan has a new official state pronunciation page, and its a little too thorough.

Tucker the Cow was a happy cow. Tucker the Cow liked to walk around. Tucker the Cow was in a wind storm, and his gate opened. Tucker the Cow decided to take a walk out into the new world. Tucker the Cow got stuck in a window well. Tucker the Cow was sad. But then Tucker the Cow was found, and could walk home. So he did.

I know the whole Michigan vs Ohio feud is a real thing up here, but I didn't realize that it spread into comedy clubs! Here's funny video of a comedian named Steve Hofstetter, hosting a Q&A at the end of his act. The questions start off about poop, and then go strange with an Ohio fan heckle.

To celebrate Christmas Day, I thought it would be fun to share this Irish guy singing "The 12 Days of Christmas". What could go wrong with that, right? Very holiday, so family-oriented. EXCEPT...the poor guy has Tourettes. Needless to say, this is Not Safe For Work, but it is really f****** funny.

Today on Segment 16, the guys kick off missing someone...Free Beer had to run down the hall and poop. Seriously. So we learned some inside info on his life. Mainly that he keeps secrets, and poops. And that's his world.

She's never into any of the toys you like. She doesn't care about your latest XBOX purchase, doesn't have any interest in your RC cars, and doesn't even let you ride your hoverboard in the house, "Because it might catch fire"! Lame...like that's even a thing. But now, we have cool toy she will love!

Today on Segment 16, Joe tells the story of how he was rescued this weekend, after making a dumb mistake, and getting high-centered on a snow pile at Taco Bell.

Today on Segment 16, the guys cover a lot of ground, from kids and their Christmas insanity, to monster trucks, to what kind of podcasts each guy would host, to what the big plans are for the weekend. A lot of ground.