What will people think of next? Obviously it will be something involving a vagina, because let's all face it...they're always on our minds. This new device, the Babypod, is the latest hippie idea to let your fetus enjoy "unruffled" music in the womb...but basically sticking a speaker in your vagina.

This is not a joke.

In direct response to the thousand of emails received daily from unborn babies complaining about the quality of the music they get to hear, and the muffling of the sound, Babypod has been created.

There has even been a live show performed for mothers and their unborn babies, using this new device. And yes, the visual in your head of a bunch of women gathering in a room and sticking speakers in their vaginas is absolutely accurate. And might even have been as hot as it is in your mind!

I'm SURE it has nothing to do with what the vibrations of the speaker in there does to a woman's most sensitive parts. It's TOTALLY so that the baby can hear clear music. It's not a vibrator at all!

I just want to know that someone is cranking up Slayer in their vagina..."for the baby".