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I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Dan Kitwood, Getty Images
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How Would You Feel If Facebook Ended the Ban on Sex Offenders?

A recent Supreme Court decision found that laws barring access to social media sites is unconstitutional. So now, the National Association for Rational Sex Offense Laws has contacted Mark Zuckerberg, and issued a press release, calling for Facebook to end its ban on Sex Offenders. How do you feel about this?

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Van Buren County K9 Officer Vento’s Last Call Ceremony Will Bring All the Feels

It's always a sad ceremony when someone passes away, and it's extra emotional when a service animal goes. K9 Officers put in a lot of work to learn to serve our community, and today, Vento, a fallen K9 was honored with "Last Call".

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The Cougars are on the loose! (Jacob Wackerhausen/Thinkstock)
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Put On Your Nicest Shirt – We’ve Found Some Cougars On the Loose in Michigan

How do you meet ladies in your state? Tinder? Match? Eharmony? Here in Michigan, we can now get our cougar tips from the Michigan Department of Natural Resources! I mean, cougars ARE a valuable natural resource.

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How Easily Advertising Can Go Horribly Wrong (Or Right?)

Check out this photo. Looks pretty normal to see on your Instagram feed, right? And if you're a gluten-free vegan, you're especially excited about this photo. But when you look a little closer, that's when things go south.

Literally.

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TNT Red, White & Blue Smoke has been recalled (photo courtesy of Consumer Product Safety Commission)
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You Might Have Problems with TNT Fireworks Bought at Meijer, Walmart, or Target

There's a recall alert on the TNT Red, White & Blue Smoke fireworks. They can explode before you want them to. Yikes! If you bought any fireworks at Meijer, Target, Walmart, Kroger, or Albertsons between May and June, you might have this defective explosive.

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Johnnie's Vietnamese Obsession
Johnnie's Vietnamese Obsession
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Pho is Coming to Downtown Grand Rapids This Summer

Hi, I'm Johnnie, and I'm addicted to Asian cuisine. ("Hi Johnnie," you all respond.) A few years back, someone I worked with introduced me to the wonderful food from Vietnam, and I've been hooked since. Especially Mi Xao Don, and the fabulous Pho! And soon we'll be able to feast on Pho at the Downtown Market!

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These FBHW Videos Can Help You Survive Until the Guys Return Next Week

The Free Beer and Hot Wings guys are on vacation this week, and will be back on Wednesday, July 5th. It's tough on all of us, not having their smiling faces, and insulting comments in the hallways, too. But don't worry, we have something to fill the time.

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Red Hot Chili Peppers Brought an Amazing Show to Grand Rapids Sunday Night

Sunday night, the Red Hot Chili Peppers returned to Grand Rapids, and they brought and amazing experience with them! Not only did we get the hits, but we also got a cool show, with moving lights extending out over the crowd, and moving video screens behind the band.

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