I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
A Big Bloody Mess – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a news story about a family who were put in a hospital room splattered with blood. It wasn't from their family-member, but from whoever was previously in the room. But that's not where the story ends...
Steve’s Bachelor Party and GR’s Victorian Woman – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys continue to hassle Steve about this weekend's bachelor party. Joe was wondering what to do today, and was thinking of heading to Detroit, with absolutely no plans, just hang out. That's when Free Beer reminded him that Steve's bachelor party literally begins today in Detroit!
You Don’t Have to Yell Challenge Returns – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys bring back the "You Don't Have to Yell" challenge. The prize is some amazing MIS tickets for this weekend's racing at the speedway. Our challengers are Stacey and Jeremy.
Justin Can’t Get to the One McDonald’s in the World – FBHW Segment 16
What did we learn on Segment 16 today? Apparently, there's only one McDonald's in the world, and because there's an intersection closed, Justin can't get to it legally.
Should a Sex Offender Be Allowed to Open a Business Next to a Toy Store?
In Battle Creek, there's a man who's on the Sex Offender list who wants to open up a Food Auction store to "help the community". But people in the neighborhood are a bit upset, and don't want him to be able to. Because his store would be right next door to a toy store, and only a few blocks from a school.
Music Video Home Sales – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about a family and the music video they created to help sell their home. It's not actually as awful as you're thinking right now.
Disc Golf World Championship – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about Joe's obsession with umbrellas, whether it's raining or not, and learn that there's a professional Disc Golf League, and that the World Championships will be held here in Grand Rapids!
A Popular Downtown Business is Returning to Grand Rapids
In January, downtown Grand Rapids lost a popular, and really needed business. If you work downtown, and ever needed something quick, like a snack, or cigarettes, candy, magazines, newspapers, whatever...you would go to Elliott's.
Scientists Have Released the Most Disturbing and NSFW New Report
It's amazing what scientists will study, given enough money, and boredom. Mostly, their topics turn to sex, which might lead you to believe that they're lonely. But maybe they're really getting up to some seriously weird perv stuff, considering this most recent study.
President Trump Declared a Disaster for Four Michigan Counties
Today, President Trump did something good for Michigan. Lots of places in Michigan got severely flooded in June from the storms, and now that they've been declared disasters, those counties can get more money to rebuild!
Game Room Guys – GRD Office Invasion 7/18/17
On the July 18th GRD Office Invasion, Johnnie delivered free lunch from Little Caesars to Heidi and her coworkers at Game Room Guys. A really cool place to go if you're thinking of setting up a man cave or game room. They have tons of games, and fun things for your room...
Be Compasisonate or Hire Bad News Dork? FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about who on the show would be the most compassionate person to deliver illness news, or should they just hire the dork who will deliver bad news for you?