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Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
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Who DOESN'T love bubble wrap? (photo Johnnie Walker)
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Why Do We Love Bubble Wrap So Much? It’s Really Simple

I love it when I get a box in the mail. Not because I like to collect stuff, or have to have more things to clutter my apartment, but because there's usually some bubble wrap in the box! Who doesn't love the popping of the bubbles? Especially when you can sneak up behind someone in the office and scare the crap out of them!

Is there some kind of scientific explanation behind our love of popping bubble wrap?

Some believe things like it being an ancestral instinct or something that triggers memories of apes squashing bugs

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Do Spammers Really Think We’re All Complete Idiots? How to Know Someone’s Fake

I understand these people think they've chosen a cool career of crime, and that everyone should respect their skillz at hacking. And you know, there are some hackers to be terrified of, and they can do a lot of damage. But at least make it look like you're TRYING HARD to get our info, and scam us.

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Be careful, she might just jump you anywhere, anytime! (I wouldn't hold my breath on that, either.) Wavebreakmedia Ltd/Thinkstock
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Women Might Soon Get a ‘Pink Pill’ That Helps Them Want to Have Sex!

Soon, the days of us begging on our knees for a little sex from our significant others might be over! Doctors have given us a millions different pills for our 'little monster', but that just meant we've been wandering around with unkillable erections, hoping to get laid.

And probably failing more often than succeeding.

But now, women might have a pill to help boost their sex drive, and maybe then WE'LL be the ones on the other end of the begging!

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Buy Your Godsmack Tickets Early With This GRD Presale Code!

The general ticket sale for the Godsmack and Breaking Benjamin show begins Friday morning, but you can get your tickets beginning Thursday morning at 10am if you're as impatient as we are! All you have to do is follow this link, type in this keyword:

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Sharks Are Even Cooler Now That We Know They Love Metal Music [Video]

Hi, I'm Johnnie, and I'm a huge metal fan. I'm also completely terrified of sharks. That's their world we get into, and they have all the advantages. They're perfect killing machines, and we're dumbasses trying to get close to them. And luckily(?) we have found fun ways of bringing them to us so we can get closer to them!

Wait, what? Why would we WANT them coming for us? Has NO ONE watched Jaws?

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Weirdest Google Searches That Led You to WGRD.com – I Guess We’re All Pervs

It's pretty interesting to go onto our analytics page on Google to see the different ways people come to visit us here at WGRD.com. Some come from silly things we post on Facebook, some from Twitter, some people just come straight to us. And we love you all equally, and thanks for checking out our stuff.

But some of the searches that come up when we look at the search engine analytics scare me. Seriously.

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Slash Featuring Myles Kennedy And The Conspirators In Concert - New York, NY
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Slash is Coming to The Intersection on September 29th

We're super excited to announce that Slash featuring Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators is hitting Grand Rapids this September! On Tuesday, September 29th, they roll into town to rock The Intersection with GRD!

This is going to be a great all ages show you don't want to miss!

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Godsmack Announces Battle Creek Concert in September with WGRD

Godsmack is continuing to tour in support of their latest album, 1000HP, and the band hitting the road this fall with Breaking Benjamin and Sevendust on different shows. The best part of this announcement, is that WGRD welcomes Godsmack and Breaking Benjamin hitting Battle Creek at Kellogg Arena on September 24th!

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Bryan Cranston Absolutely OWNS Albuquerque Geek at Convention [Video]

Bryan Cranston will always be remembered as Walter White from 'Breaking Bad', and probably not from his appearance in the most recent 'Godzilla', so many people love to ask him about the hit TV show. This short video shows an Albuquerque native geek asking Heisenberg about his time in Albuquerque and if he had fun there, and getting COMPLETELY crushed hard in front of the crowd.

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