Scientists Have Released the Most Disturbing and NSFW New Report

It's amazing what scientists will study, given enough money, and boredom. Mostly, their topics turn to sex, which might lead you to believe that they're lonely. But maybe they're really getting up to some seriously weird perv stuff, considering this most recent study.

The title of the paper sent to the Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine has an amazing title, that you might not want to read out loud around kids or your boss. I can't even retype it to make it batter:

Yes, that's right. They studied the butt-holes of people injured from human fisting, and compared them with the butt-holes of people injured from getting banged by animals!

Let that sink in a bit. That's what she said, haha.

They even go into great detail on how the injuries are caused. This is some SERIOUS boredom, or perviness. I'm not sure I even want to know which.

And to think, they probably received a HUGE grant of taxpayer money to look in people's butts for this.

Someone hug a scientist today. But maybe wait until AFTER they've showered.