I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.
Johnnie Walker
Paraplegic Nitro Circus and Apology Cake – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk with Bruce Cook, the first paraplegic to land a backflip on a motorcycle about the upcoming Nitro Circus event on Sunday in Grand Rapids. And then, the guys are still mad about Justin's cake hiding.
Retired South Haven Medic Receives Medal of Honor from President Trump
President Trump awarded his first Congressional Medal of Honor today, to a South Haven, MI Army medic who ran into battle and saved 10 members of his company, while injured himself. Private First Class James McCloughan saved lives during the Battle of Nui Yon Hill, in 1969 in Vietnam.
Are We Eating Steaks Cooked By Satan Himself?
There's a crazy theory going around, and stay with me here. People are always looking for conspiracies, and there's one now about a super popular steak restaurant. We have some right here in Grand Rapids, and are they making us Satan Steaks?
Free Stuff? FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about a Grand Rapids family that lost $3,000 in belongings, when they left a sign that said "Free Stuff" in their yard. Then they left.
Hire A Dork for Your Dirty Work – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a hilarious news story about a Grand Rapids man who will do your dirty work for you! All you have to do is go to his website, pay him, and tell him what you want. He'll dump your significant other, fire someone, and do other unpleasant tasks for you. As long as it's out of the sunlight.
Naked Man Chasing Seagulls Arrested – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys whine about the weather. They complain all winter about the cold, and can't wait for summer. Now that summer's here, they want fall. And are looking forward to winter. Jeez. Then, they check out a story about an Ann Arbor man arrested for chasing seagulls...naked.
Phantom Pooper Strikes at Whitmore Lake
Someone authorities should be calling "The Phantom Pooper" has struck again at the Whitmore Lake Athletic field, about 10 miles north of Ann Arbor. They're not calling him that, but it would be a great name for him. I say "him", because I doubt a woman would be pooping on a school field.
This Japanese Woman Really Wants You in Her Vagina
Nashiko Rokude is a Japanese artist who is obsessed with her vagina. Which is cool, since so many men are obsessed with them, it's good we have the same interests. She's so obsessed, she wants you to get in her vagina!
Criminal Charges For Employees at GR Veterans Home – FBHW Segment 16
It's been 14 months of investigation, and now the Attorney General is filing criminal charges against employees at the Grand Rapids Home for Veterans. Today on Segment 16, the guys catch up on the story of abuse, neglect, and finally charges against the careworkers at the Grand Rapids Home for Veterans.
Hellyeah, Avatar, and Kyng Rocked a Packed Crowd in Grand Rapids
Wednesday night, Hellyeah returned to Grand Rapids, for their first show at 20 Monroe Live, with Avatar, and Kyng. They show was loud, heavy, and awesome!
Storms, Fishing, and Grand Rapids Whitewater – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about some crazy storms, fishing for giant salmon, and then check out a story about the people who are working on getting the Grand Rapids back to being actually rapid.
Muskegon’s Parade of Messed Up Homes – FBHW Segment 16
Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a news story about Muskegon's Parade of Messed Up Homes. That's probably not the official name, but they're all houses up for grabs that could use a little (or a lot) of work.