Flying has become a crazed cattle-call, and you never know what you're going to get once you get to the airport.  When you're on the plane, things can get freaking weird!

This video pretty much covers all of it: from the random pilot ramblings, to the screaming babies, to the drunk asshat...even the obnoxiously loud strangers!  You want people shoving past you to stand in the aisles, waiting for 15 minutes before they can move off the plane?  It's here.

My favorite part of the whole video is the smiling flight attendant, "You smell like a ballsack!"

Share and enjoy!  It's NSFW for language, so don't play this as loudly in your office as I just did in mine...my boss is pretty forgiving of this stuff.