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Last year, we had so much fun with Christmas and adult themes. There was the "Silent Night Sybian", "Nightmare Before XXXMas", and more. This year, we're moving ahead with Porn Christmas 2 - The Revenge! This will be one time the sequel might be at least as good as the original.

Here's a great way to celebrate Halloween tonight, by checking out a movie that spawned a different kind of live event. In 2011, a great event was held around the porn parody of The Exorcist. The movie is called the XXXorcist, and an event was planned to re-enact the movie in "Splattervision"! And yes, that means green vomit spewing into the crowd gathered to watch a priest bang the devi

Why, yes. Yes, there are. Some of them you've even heard of, which is always good. No one wants to be in a conversation with people and they make fun of you because your state hasn't produced any good porn stars. Jeesh, what kind of loser would that make you?

There's a new reality TV show coming May 19th to your favorite porn-watching device, and it's called The Sex Factor, because of course it is! It's from a website I didn't even know about until recently, XHamster. They're the ones blocking visits from North Carolina.

Recently, North Carolina has come under fire for a law passed called House Bill 2, which prevents cities in the state from passing laws to protect LGBT rights. Bruce Springsteen even cancelled his show in Greensboro in solidarity with those protesting the law. And now, a porn site has completely blocked all internet traffic from North Carolina! NO PORN FOR YOU!

PornHub's marketing people are geniuses. Not only do they have great commercials, but they regularly release metrics about internet porn usage, which gets them a lot of attention. Genius. They love to show what people are searching for, and it seems most people search for Lesbian porn. Because people are smart.

A lot of football fans are upset that British rock band Coldplay was chosen as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer, so the search is on for the perfect alternative and we may have found it.

PornHub not only has some of the best advertising around, but they also love to share all the data they collect on people's consumption of their product. How many people are surfing for it...how much has been downloaded, how long they've been hugging their horn, and more!

This week has been a weird one for Christmas. Maybe it's the weirdness on the interwebs, or the fact that I need a girlfriend, but there's A LOT of Christmas-themed porn stuff out there right now! This could be the best parody movie of "Nightmare Before Christmas" out there...and it has naked people in it!

Seeing as how this week has become Porn Christmas Week...I have another awesome porn stars video for you! The other day, it was porn stars reading "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", yesterday was the amazing sybian singing of "Silent Night". Today, we have more lovely ladies reading "Twas the Night Before Christmas"!

Christmas isn't only for kids. Everyone should be able to enjoy this holiday, and not just for the presents! Well, I guess you could call this a present. Gathering together a bunch of beautiful porn star babes, and having them read Christmas stories! That's exactly what this is! You won't watch the movie ever again, or read the book. Why should you, when you can watch these amazing ladies read the

Everyone has problems with Wifi sometimes, like I am right now, trying to write this blog. Sometimes it just gets slow and stupid, sluggish, and maybe even makes you feel like you're back on dialup. (Kids, dialup was when we used to have to get on the internet on a telephone line...wait, okay, a telephone line is...nevermind.) Sometimes, you have to call your internet provider to get help with you