JT Attempts To Delve Into The Mind Of A Horse Molester

Every once in a while I come across a story that makes me say WTF.  Hence the story of  a 62-year-old Riley Township man charged with having sexual intercourse with a horse. This isn't the first time the dude has stood in court and claimed "I did NOT have relations with that Horse" either, as he was accused of a similar crime 10 years ago.

Now I don't know about you but when I come across a WTF story, I always tend to want to try and figure out what it is that posses people to act the way they do.  In the case of Horse molester here, I asked myself  a few perplexing questions like:

* Given that the average man is about half the size of an average Horse (standing side-by-side) how is it physically possible?  I'm thinking some sort of ladder might be needed and, to-tell-you the truth, having read ladder safety rules... well, it can't be all that safe.

* Given that the average male Horse is probably hung 4-5 times larger than the average Human male, are you THAT bold to think that your sweet young Philly is gonna trot away to the barn afterward completely satisfied?

* Given that you need a victim, are you driving by fields of Horses spotting that hot mare from afar and then getting stimulated while she sensually swats flies away from her anal cavity with her tail swaying to and fro?  Or is it the sexy patch of mange high on her rump that does it for you?

I don't get it.  Glad it ain't my thing.  Appears it is a "thing" for this 62 yr old.  He's been charged twice now so I doubt he'll stop.  If you own Horses be wary cause this guy will probably be going all voyeuristic at Horse stables across West Michigan soon.