Buckcherry singer signs fan’s ‘member’

If you're in a rock band, you should expect to sign things like CDs, posters, t-shirts, or ticket stubs.  And, if you don't completely suck, there are probably a lot of ta-ta signing opportunities.  But, as Buckcherry singer Josh Todd found out, dudes need their body parts signed too.

Todd told Rock AAA: “I signed this guy’s dick in Holland – it was the first time, and probably the last time too.

It was a group of young dudes and they were all f____ up, and one of them asked me if I’d sign it.  I said, ‘What? No!’ and he went away.

But they kept hanging around, so I told him if he would stretch it out I’d sign it – but no way was I touching it.  He said okay, stretched it out, and I signed the guy’s dick.

I’ve signed enough women’s parts – you can’t discriminate, you know?”

Who knew Josh Todd was such an equal opportunity genitalia autographer?