We Were One Inch Away From the First Nip Slip of 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi!
So far, the Winter Olympics in Sochi have been pretty odd.
What we haven't had, so far, are "wardrobe malfunctions". Which, if you're like me, is the only real reason to watch women skating around in tight clothes, right?
Well, we got close!
For some reason, after finishing her 3,000-meter race in long-track speedskating, Russia's Olga Graf decided to unzip her racing, um, thing she was wearing.
Everyone held their breath as she started to wave and celebrate her run, and then everyone released their breath when she remembered she wasn't wearing anything underneath and zipped back up.
The night went downhill from there.