Hour 1

We started off the morning by talking about what type of glue we will be using for the stunt tomorrow where Hot Wings, Joe and Steve's facial hair will be glued to Zane's face. Zane suggested that he bring in a glue stick, but that was shot down quickly by Joe who already has everything planned out. Free Beer told Joe, since he's in the middle of planning a wedding with Hey You, that he should go to Costco and check out the new line of wedding dresses that they have now. We agreed that most women would not want to wear a wedding dress from Costco. We talked for a bit about the looming CBA agreement for the NFL. A ridiculous amount of players are living paycheck to paycheck, even though they make millions.

Hour 2

Zane had another awkward encounter at the gym yesterday. There's one guy there that won't stop staring at everyone and then he pretty much farted right on Zane in the locker room! A guy called in during CWTTAB to ask us if guys can get yeast infections because he's been wondering for a few weeks. We told him about this new thing called the internet that has the answers to everything. Check out the Cool Links section of the website to see the story of the 8 year old wrestler that we talked about this morning. After watching it, we were pretty convinced that the kid has a stage dad. We were really shocked when, in the next segment, the kid's dad called in!

Hour 3

Early on the show, we talked to Aasif Mandvi about his work as a correspondent on the Daily Show. As usual, there was some controversy after the interview ended. You can hear that on the Interviews page. The local minor league hockey team gave away talking bottle openers recently. Zane was 100% baffled that Hot Wings was able to make it play the sound without using a bottle. He finally figured it out and we shot video of it that you can see in the Show Videos section. The Westboro Baptist Church unfortunately won their appeal yesterday and are now legally allowed to protest at funerals. We talked about this quite a bit and took a bunch of calls on it.

Hour 4

In today's FBHW Report, we talked about the Germany shooting that happened yesterday. We closed the hour with a round of Dumber Than Zane Trivia, worth $2,400 from our friends at Cat Footwear.

Hour 5

We checked out the video of a girl that just had her wisdom teeth pulled and had been really screwed up by the novocaine shot. For some reason, she was unable to close one of her eyes and her face was all contorted. You can see that in the Video Reel. We closed the show by asking listeners to call in and tell us what the one thing was that they wasted money on. Talk to you on Friday morning!