The Shallows – Johnnie and Christine Talk Movies [Video]

Last night, Christine from our sister station Channel 95.7 and I went to see the new movie, "The Shallows", with the beautiful Blake Lively. It's a shark movie that's a little different from the silly ones that have come out like Sharknado. And did I mention that Blake is really hot and in a bikini the whole movie?

The shark is freaking HUGE, and pretty dead set on getting its teeth into Blake Lively's scantily clad body, pretty much like every guy out there. Ryan Reynolds is the man for getting to bang that on a regular basis. We really did get a bit lost, thinking about all the hotness...

The plot is good, the acting is good, the effects are really good. But there's one character that really steals the show, even away from Blake!

Steven Seagull! This bird is so fun! Every time this crazy bird pops into the scene, you end up watching him, and not anything else that's going on. It even video-bombs her as she's trying to film a serious and sad good-bye video for her dad and sister.

We were dying of laughter at that crazy little bird!

SPOILER ALERT: (highlight the text below to read the spoiler)

Steven Seagull lives. As it should be. Kill the bird, and the movie would have sucked. Thanks for keeping him alive.