Every year for St. Patrick's Day, people dress up in the most bizarre green work clothes they can find, and then leave work early to go drinking green beer ferociously all night. Not that I'm against leaving work early, dressing oddly, or drinking ferociously.
By all means, let's go!
But just so you know, there are some things about this holiday that have been kept quiet for a long time.
It's no Irish. At all. Not even a little bit.