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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s Dungeon &#8212; Smuggling Contraband Into Prison</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another episode of Dahmer&#8217;s Dungeon is here, weird, and just plain not right.  In this edition, Dahmer talks about a man who was caught smuggling contraband into a prison inside of a cavity in his body.  The story goes on to explain that he had several lighters, a phone, and a few other things hidden [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From The Bar Stool:  15 Years in Prison for Masturbating Your Man Meat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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